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Post by Iname-kun on Aug 15, 2006 20:35:43 GMT -5
Hanzo looked down to his clipboard. "So, I have Hinata Hyuuga, Iname Kannoutekijin, oo theres trouble brewing there, and Sakura Haruno. That's a balanced team, I guess." As soon as he put down the clipboard, he saw Iname's face staring him down. He fell off the rock he was sitting on. "Iname Kannoutekijin, reporting for duty sir!" He hit the position of attention and gave a salute.
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Post by Jugan-sama on Aug 15, 2006 23:36:10 GMT -5
Bara jumped in front of Hanzo. "Hi Hanzo! How's your team going?" She asked, her face an inch from his.
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Post by Iname-kun on Aug 15, 2006 23:41:02 GMT -5
Hanzo looked up at the female jounin. "On the field of battle," he said, "The most stealthy of shadows is always the victor. Not loud, hyperactive, knuckleheaded ninjas like you two." Iname stood up. "Hey! I dont appreciate that!" He yelled. "I'm a prince of the Kannoutekijin clan! I dont have to take insults from you!" Hanzo reached for his belt. Iname instantly sat back down. "I'll behave."
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Post by Jugan-sama on Aug 15, 2006 23:46:11 GMT -5
"Can't get the guts to spank me Hanzo!" Bara bent over, turned her head and pulled the bottom of her eye down and stuck out her tongue.
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Post by Iname-kun on Aug 15, 2006 23:49:52 GMT -5
"Spanking is a pathetic excuse for punishment when you have the variety of weapons I possess," Hanzo said coldly. "You should have more self-respect. You'll make a bad impression on the young one." "I'm already screwed up as it is!" Iname yelled. Hanzo reached for his kunai again. "I'll behave."
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Post by Jugan-sama on Aug 15, 2006 23:51:33 GMT -5
Bara stood up, looked as if she was going to be serious. "Fine. I was just testing a rumor." Bara siad walking off slowly, giving Iname and Hanzo enough time to ask her what rumor.
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Post by Iname-kun on Aug 15, 2006 23:54:08 GMT -5
Iname took the opportunity, suprisingly, to ask what the rumor was. It was a very unexpected plot twist.
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Post by Jugan-sama on Aug 15, 2006 23:55:26 GMT -5
Bara jumped back to Hanzo. "I heard that Mr. Growly Pants over here has a soft spot for a certiab Kunoichi Jounin! That rumor didn't start flying around til I got here!"
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Post by Iname-kun on Aug 15, 2006 23:57:31 GMT -5
"And I heard a certain knuckleheaded Kunoichi has a crush on a 'silent shadow jounin'." Hanzo said with a chuckle. Gotcha` he thought. Now your mine.
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Post by Jugan-sama on Aug 15, 2006 23:59:03 GMT -5
"Nope! I'm a free spirit! Touch me" She said, doing her Tiger Jutsu. "And get a mauled face!" She waled over to Iname, sat on her haunches like a dog and waved a paw in front of his face. "Meow!"
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Post by Iname-kun on Aug 16, 2006 0:02:40 GMT -5
Iname looked emotionlessly at the tiger. There was a poof and the Super Sexy Ninja team appeared. As usual, they showered Iname in hugs and kisses. "We love you, Iname!" They squealed. Hyoukin looked at the tiger. "You got us a kitty?" she said. "She's so pretty!" Kanbashii exclaimed. "Let's name her Mittens!" Mabui said. They jumped back on Iname and showered him again in hugs and kisses. "We love you, Iname!" they squealed again.
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Post by Jugan-sama on Aug 16, 2006 0:03:58 GMT -5
"My name is Bara Ibara, not Mittens." The tiger said, sticking out her tongue and crossing her arms in a very human expression.
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Post by Iname-kun on Aug 16, 2006 0:07:18 GMT -5
They all jumped back. Hyoukin whispered in Iname's ear. "She's not ours?" Iname shook his head. "Oh. We still love you." The other 2 nodded and said "Mmhmm."
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Post by Jugan-sama on Aug 16, 2006 0:10:34 GMT -5
Bara turned back. "No I'm not yours. I don't belong to anybody except myself." Bara sutck her tongue out. "Bara Ibara, the Rose Thorn. Pleasure ot meet you."
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Post by Iname-kun on Aug 16, 2006 0:17:22 GMT -5
The team jumped back infront of Iname. "I'm Hyoukin, the sweet one!" "Kanbashii and I'm funny! I think thats what I'm supposed to be." "And I'm Mabui! I'm cute! Right?" No one answered. Her head got really, really big and her eyes turned to fire. "RIGHT!?" She said angrily.
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